Post by Emmy Rawesome on Aug 29, 2015 5:02:13 GMT -5
Hello, girls!
You've been together for seven long weeks, and that's a great big length of time to have to deal with someone that you just can't stand! Sometimes, RRRGH, you just want to slap them right in the face.
Or post an image of them where they look old enough to be their own grandmother. You know, whichever.
But, of course, we are dignified professional models, and it wouldn't be polite to behave that way. After all, there are only three things that are important for being a celebrity these days: Popularity, Popularity, and Popularity. Take me, for instance: I'm an internationally recognized actress with several movies and TV shows to my credit, and I have a huge fan following. Ayumi, on the other hand, is slightly well-known on a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and nowhere else. I'm much more popular than her in every nation on Earth except for one, and that's absolutely the reason why I'm so much better at everything, including making insulting reward challenge descriptions.
So today's Reward challenge is going to be a test of making your fellow models feel pain while still maintaining your poise and popularity.
Here's how the challenge is going to work (and pay attention, because it's complicated). Firstly, you will put a ranked list of all of your fellow housemates in your confessional, with 1 being the most popular, 2 being the next most popular, and Ayumi being the least popular by a huge margin. This is literally the only thing you have to do.
Once you've all done it (or when 24 hours has passed, whichever comes first) I will total all of the lists up. The model who was ranked least popular overall will be the Ayumi of the house, will be eliminated from the reward, and will start the catfight chain due to intense jealousy. She will attack the person who was lowest on her own list, eliminating them. That model will in turn attack the person lowest on their list, and they'll attack the lowest remaining person on their list, and so on.
The last model standing will be the most popular model in the house. As a reward for her popularity she will get +1, will be made famous in a nation that isn't Japan, and will be able to award +1 to two BFFs.
You've been together for seven long weeks, and that's a great big length of time to have to deal with someone that you just can't stand! Sometimes, RRRGH, you just want to slap them right in the face.
Or post an image of them where they look old enough to be their own grandmother. You know, whichever.
But, of course, we are dignified professional models, and it wouldn't be polite to behave that way. After all, there are only three things that are important for being a celebrity these days: Popularity, Popularity, and Popularity. Take me, for instance: I'm an internationally recognized actress with several movies and TV shows to my credit, and I have a huge fan following. Ayumi, on the other hand, is slightly well-known on a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and nowhere else. I'm much more popular than her in every nation on Earth except for one, and that's absolutely the reason why I'm so much better at everything, including making insulting reward challenge descriptions.
So today's Reward challenge is going to be a test of making your fellow models feel pain while still maintaining your poise and popularity.
Here's how the challenge is going to work (and pay attention, because it's complicated). Firstly, you will put a ranked list of all of your fellow housemates in your confessional, with 1 being the most popular, 2 being the next most popular, and Ayumi being the least popular by a huge margin. This is literally the only thing you have to do.
Once you've all done it (or when 24 hours has passed, whichever comes first) I will total all of the lists up. The model who was ranked least popular overall will be the Ayumi of the house, will be eliminated from the reward, and will start the catfight chain due to intense jealousy. She will attack the person who was lowest on her own list, eliminating them. That model will in turn attack the person lowest on their list, and they'll attack the lowest remaining person on their list, and so on.
The last model standing will be the most popular model in the house. As a reward for her popularity she will get +1, will be made famous in a nation that isn't Japan, and will be able to award +1 to two BFFs.
Example
Ayumi Hamasaki, Emmy Rossum, Dita von Teese, Liv Tyler, Emma Frost, and Emma Watson submit their rankings thusly:
Ayumi: 1 - Dita; 2 - Emma F; 3 - Liv; 4 - Emma W; 5 - Emmy
Dita: 1 - Emma F; 2 - Ayumi; 3 - Liv; 4 - Emma W; 5 - Emmy
Emma F: 1 - Dita; 2 - Ayumi; 3 - Emma W; 4 - Liv; 5 - Emmy
Emma W: 1 - Emmy; 2 - Emma F; 3 - Liv; 4 - Dita; 5 - Ayumi
Emmy: 1 - Emma W; 2 - Liv; 3 - Dita; 4 - Emma F; 5 - Ayumi
Liv: 1 - Emmy; 2 - Emma W; 3 - Dita; 4 - Emma F; 5 - Ayumi
Ayumi is ranked lowest overall. She is eliminated.
Emmy is the lowest person on Ayumi's list. She is eliminated.
Emma F is the lowest person remaining on Emmy's list. She is eliminated.
Liv is the lowest person remaining on Emma F's list. She is eliminated.
Dita is the lowest person remaining on Liv's list. She is eliminated.
Emma Watson wins reward for being the last person standing.
Ayumi Hamasaki, Emmy Rossum, Dita von Teese, Liv Tyler, Emma Frost, and Emma Watson submit their rankings thusly:
Ayumi: 1 - Dita; 2 - Emma F; 3 - Liv; 4 - Emma W; 5 - Emmy
Dita: 1 - Emma F; 2 - Ayumi; 3 - Liv; 4 - Emma W; 5 - Emmy
Emma F: 1 - Dita; 2 - Ayumi; 3 - Emma W; 4 - Liv; 5 - Emmy
Emma W: 1 - Emmy; 2 - Emma F; 3 - Liv; 4 - Dita; 5 - Ayumi
Emmy: 1 - Emma W; 2 - Liv; 3 - Dita; 4 - Emma F; 5 - Ayumi
Liv: 1 - Emmy; 2 - Emma W; 3 - Dita; 4 - Emma F; 5 - Ayumi
Ayumi is ranked lowest overall. She is eliminated.
Emmy is the lowest person on Ayumi's list. She is eliminated.
Emma F is the lowest person remaining on Emmy's list. She is eliminated.
Liv is the lowest person remaining on Emma F's list. She is eliminated.
Dita is the lowest person remaining on Liv's list. She is eliminated.
Emma Watson wins reward for being the last person standing.
